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Your Weekly Roundup From The Sports World and Internet

Welcome to the 57th edition of Tuesdays With Mitch, where we’re enjoying a great time of the year for sports. I don’t even care if I say that in this space every single week. Let’s get into it.

The Avalanche vs. Wild series has been pretty damn fun through three games. I told y’all playoff hockey was awesome.

We’ll start with Game One, because Game One was unbelievable. You know what happened. Roy pulls the goalie with three minutes to go (!). Erik Johnson saves an empty net goal by doing this (!) with less than two minutes left.

Then Stastny scores with 13 seconds (!) left. Then he scores again in overtime (!). It was awesome. (Just ask Ty Lawson.)


You also have to listen to Marc Moser’s homer radio call of the two Stastny goals. They’re epic.

Regardless of what happens in the rest of this season and series, Game One will be one of the best sports moments of the year in Colorado. To welcome playoff hockey back to Denver in that manner was truly unbelievable.

They also won game two of course, in part because Nathan MacKinnon did this.

via @cjzero

I mean… Holy Crap. What a great GIF. He’s completely alone taking on four Wild… guys (Wildites? Wildonians? Wilds?). I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone on skates breaking dudes’ ankles like an Iverson crossover. By the way, that feat was accomplished by a guy who was born in 1995, so that should depress us all.

Later that evening. Landeskog, McKinnon and Stastny combined for this artistic goal. Flat out artistic.

The Avs lost 1-0 in overtime last night despite 45 saves from Semyon Varlamov, who was incredible. I still like the Avs in five or six. Keep in mind, if they get by the Wild they might get their best player back in Matt Duchene for the second round. That would be fun.

Douche of the week:

Matt Cooke’s cheap shot on Tyson Barrie last night was bush league and confirmed his doucheness. Cooke is a low-talent hack who as made a career of hits and cheap shots and suspensions. As Deadspin and The Post’s Adrian Dater pointed out, this is just who Matt Cooke is. It’s one of the things that sucks about the NHL. Goons cheapshoting opposing players who are actually good detracts from the game. And it sucks for the Avalanche who just lost another important piece for likely the rest of the year. What a douche.

Stud of the week:

This should probably go to Nathan MacKinnon or Paul Stastny or Semyon Varlamov, but I’m going with Greg Popovich. The Spurs’ coach is known for hating the in-game interviews during nationally televised games. He gives salty, combative interviews like these with the affable Craig Sager.

It was recently revealed that Sager will be undergoing treatment for acute leukemia . On Sunday, Sager’s son took over and interviewed Pop during the Spurs vs. Mavericks game. The coach carried himself a little differently even though it was in the middle of a crucial playoff game.

That was an awesome moment from Pop.

Tweet of the week:

That’s just funny.

Picture of the week:

Bartolo Colon is an old fat guy who is good at throwing baseballs. He’s in the National League now, which means we all get the pleasure of watching him attempt to hit baseballs thrown by younger, less fat guys who are also good at throwing baseballs.

Adam Hunger, USA Today Sports.


Aaaaaaaand I just realized I need to devote much more of my blog to this wonderful human being. Starting now.

Okay, I suppose that’s enough for this week. But this will not be the last we see of Bartolo Colon.

A few links I enjoyed from the last week:

Pat Tillman died 10 years ago today. Interesting articles here, here, and here.

Twitter’s reaction to Mike and Mike asking for questions to ask NCAA President Mark Emmert was hysterical.

If you watch Mad Men (and everybody should watch Mad Men), these Grantland reviews from Molly Lambert are just the best.

I thought the follow-up on the popular obituary of “Pervert Dave” was pretty darn interesting.

And finally, hopefully you didn’t miss the Rockies’ new mascot on display Saturday night. This guy/gal is definitely better than Dinger.

And some quick thoughts on the Rockies while we’re at it… I still think they’re pretty good and will remain relevant in the National League throughout the year barring any long term injuries. Their starting rotation is going to improve. Their bullpen has been fine. And their offense is the best in the majors. That’s not a bad combo.

Also, I was going to review the new Party Deck/Rooftop at Coors but my friends got there before I did on Friday night. (I like to watch the first inning from the concourse behind home plate.) They hated it so much that I never even made it up there. (“Can’t see the game. Can’t even get a beer.”) That said, if it pulls the “party crowd” away from wherever I’m sitting and isolates the people who don’t care about baseball way up there, I absolutely love it.

And we’ll close with a pretty funny moment from last night’s blowout win over the Giants. This kid has never seen a baseball before. Or he just really likes baseballs.

Happy Tuesday everybody. Thanks for reading. See ya next week.


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Let’s Talk About the Avalanche

Welcome to the 56th edition of Tuesdays With Mitch, where there appears to be plenty of room on the Denver hockey bandwagon. (I jumped on a couple months ago.) The sports world (still) has a lot going on. Let’s get into it…

18-year-old Rookie of the Year candidate Nathan MacKinnon has been key in turning around the Avalanche. (AP Photo)

The Colorado Avalanche have just completed one of the most surprising regular seasons I have ever seen. In last year’s lockout-shortened season the Avs finished last in the Western Conference at 16-25-7. This year they finished with the 2nd best record in all of the NHL at 52-22-8. So this year they played 34 more games and had three fewer regulation losses.

Think about that for a second. It’s astounding.

We just witnessed one of the great turnarounds in Colorado sports history, even if much of the public didn’t realize it because the local media was more enamored with debates about who the Broncos might pick 31st overall or the likelihood of Von Miller getting suspended again.* But those of us who have paid attention to the Avs (and I’m not exactly a superfan or hockey nut) have been treated to a fun season from a talented team that is a blast to watch.

*As much as I bitch about the local media and their year-round, unending fascination with the Broncos, all they’re doing is feeding the beast. Give the people what they want. And in Denver, people want the Broncos. Like, all the time. ALL OF THE TIME. ALL! OF! THE! TIME! Honestly, I think if I devoted this post to… I dunno, the release of Broncos’ preseason schedule (THE SEAHAWKS DUDE!) it would generate more views than writing about the Avalanche. But I digress…

Anyway the wild season started with this awesome, awesome moment at the end of Opening Night:


That maniac right there is your NHL Coach of the Year. This was a symbolic moment for the franchise, even if we didn’t know at the time. Roy stuck up for his players and made it clear he wouldn’t be taking any crap. This was moment was awesome on so many levels. Have I already mentioned that?

Aside from Roy, this team has become one of the league’s best because of a remarkable wealth of young talent that continues to develop, specifically from four players who have been the biggest factor in the Avalanche’s unexpected ascension to the top of the NHL standings.

Matt Duchene and Ryan O’Reilly are in their fifth seasons in the league since being drafted in 2009. Gabriel Landeskong is in his third season since being drafted in 2011. And Nathan MacKinnon should be the Rookie of the Year this season since being drafted with the top pick. All four were drafted by the Avalanche.

That’s a lot of young, homegrown talent. (The Post had a nice feature on these four in Sunday’s Sports section.) Duchene is the team’s best player. He was injured and missed all of April, but others have somehow filled in for him seamlessly.

Throw in veteran Paul Stastny playing some of the best hockey of his career in Duchene’s absence and some clutch late-game scoring from Tyson Barrie down the stretch and some MVP-level play from Semyon Varlamov between the pipes all season and you have Home Ice in at least the first two rounds of playoffs. After watching the Avs for the past couple of seasons, I can’t believe I just typed that.

The NHL playoffs is one of the best events in sports. They games are intense. They don’t seem to take six months like the NBA playoffs. They feature a lot of gross lookin’ beards. What’s not to love?

The Avalanche take on the seventh-seeded Minnesota Wild beginning Thursday night at The Can. The series is in the 2-2-1-1-1 format with games every other day.

You’ll have to take my word for it when I say I am an expert on the entire Minnesota roster but I just don’t feel like diving into it right now.

I like the Avs in six.

Whatever happens with the Avalanche moving forward, the season has already been an unequivocal success.

And these playoffs should be pretty darn fun.

On to the weekly departments with an emphasis on The Masters this week…

Stud of the week:

We’ll go with Bubba Watson because he won that recent golf tournament and seems like a pretty good dude.  Also I just like this GIF. Somebody knew what they were doing when they set up this scene. Pretty awesome to let that little dude just wander out there on his own. Then his completely unimpressed, I-Don’t-Care-About-Any-Of-This reaction was cute.

Bubba Watson greets his son after winning the 2014 Masters

The Big Lead

(This little guy was far more impressed at a Milwaukee Brewers game this week.)


Tweet of the week: Speaking of that Bubba Watson fellow… He sure knows how to play up the “normal dude” angle. After he won the Masters and the $1.62 million purse that came with it (not a bad weekend) he celebrated with a gourmet meal at… Waffle House.

Picture of the week:

AP Photo

Lots of little boys in this week’s post apparently. My mom is gunna be pumped! That is Finn Stallings (son of PGA’er Scott Stallings) checking out the flag stick in Wednesday’s practice round. Gorgeous shot.

Douche of the week:

Aldon Smith is an absolute nut job. Certainly you’ve by now heard the story of his arrest for telling a TSA agent he had a bomb. What a freaking nut job! Anyway, I have obtained exclusive footage of him getting arrested at the airport:


Back to the Masters. This one is pretty funny


And finally, this video is long. But it’s worth it. Absolutely hilarious.

Two moments just slayed me. 1. The guy describing a conversation on the mound with the catcher’s glove over his mouth. 2. The guy describing “Hand signals! Not even sign language!” Genious stuff.

Happy Tuesday everybody. Thanks for reading. See ya next week.


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Your Weekly Roundup From the Sports World and Internet

Welcome to the 34th edition of Tuesdays With Mitch. If it’s snowing right now you should hunker down with your favorite blog. Ain’t nobody got time to be productive when it snows.

I guess I’ll start with Colorado State football again. Simply put, they couldn’t hang with Boise State. I thought they had a decent shot. I was wrong. After jumping out to a 10-0 lead, they were outscored 42-7 before scoring a couple late touchdowns to make the final score 42-30. CSU was completely outplayed by a much better team.

Rams fans keep waiting for that big win that makes a statement and starts to turn the program around. The Wyoming game was an example of that, but only to a certain extent. Wins like that need to be built upon. This could have turned out to be a big, big game for the future of the program. It wasn’t.

Colorado State is 4-5 with 4 games to go. They’ll be favored in 3 of them. They need to go 3-1 to finish 7-6 and go to the Calahan Auto Parts Inline Rotary Girder Bowl in Flint, Michigan.

The Avs continue to win games. But the biggest story is somehow not their incredible start. They’ve decided to continue to start Semyon Varlamov in the wake of domestic abuse allegations leveled against him. The woman’s account of the story is pretty disturbing.

It’s a little surprising that Patrick Roy and the Avs’ brass didn’t skip a beat and just kept right on playing Varlamov, but I can see where they’re coming from. And it has nothing to do with his performance or how well the Avs are playing. We don’t know what happened. There’s a chance Varlamov didn’t do a damn thing. If that’s the case it would be awfully unfair to suspend him or sit him down.

If he did beat this woman, that truth should come out later and the Avs can react then.

It’s really an impossible situation for the Avalanche. Either decision will be viewed as the wrong one.

And it’s a shame this black cloud has to hang over such an incredible start to the year.

John Fox had a heart attack. I’m taking a Broncos Bye-Week Break, but you can read some solid analysis and commentary here.

This NFL bullying story is bizarre, but I only bring it up because this dude looks like the biggest meathead idiot ever.

via sportsgrid.com

Is anyone surprised this guy isn’t the brightest or kindest person in the world? This guy went to my high school. He went to your high school. He is currently attending every high school in the nation.

A thrilling start to the Nuggets’ home opener.


Rocky is okay. He passed out. This line from this Deadspin write-up cracked me up: “Because the harness was hidden, it looked like Rocky had been hanged and presented on the court as an omen for something. It was unsettling.”

This is one of the best front pages I’ve ever seen. Five simultaneous “safe” calls. Pretty awesome.

via the Boston Herald

This Tim McCarver sendoff is well done:


McCarver is a legend but at the end of his career most people were really ready for him to go away. I never had a problem with him and didn’t really understand most of the McCarver hate, which was rampant on Twitter and the blogosphere. He was a baseball man through and through and he knew the game better than anybody. Sometimes he could start stumbling around and babbling about strange crap, but more often than not I found him to be very in-tune with the game.

Pretty interesting promo:


Speaking of the NBA, if you haven’t seen the New Orleans Pelicans mascot yet, I recommend diverting your eyes now.

That’s Pierre. Pierre is a terrifying creature. For the record, I like the Pelicans rename a lot. Pelicans are badass. I do not like whatever is in that picture.

This GIF turned me into Homer Simpson:

via @guyism


This man is my hero. He just kills this. Pure gold.


Easily the best thing to come out of Halloween weekend. That weather report was just the best. Also, that video has over 2.6 million views since Halloween. That seriously might be the most publicity Colorado State football has gotten in years. And yeah, if you couldn’t tell, I’m a pretty big Anchorman fan.

Actually let’s be real, this is always the best thing to come out of Halloween weekend.

I freaking love this video. Not entirely sure what’s going on, but there appears to be some sort of skateboarding and/or bicycling event. Police appear to be determined to block off a certain area. They’re just not quite sure which one. And their method is not particularly effective. Add in some Yakety Sax and you have me laughing and crying all at once.


I never wanted it to end.

And finally, we’ve all been here:




Happy Tuesday everybody. Thanks for reading. See ya in November.

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